Who'D A Thought It, Lenham

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About the Hotel

Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone, Lenham, United Kingdom, ME17 2AR
Very good
7.8
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Who'D A Thought It is a boutique hotel offering unique accommodations and an award-winning Champagne, Oyster Bar, and restaurant. This 4-star Lenham hotel features luxurious rooms with distinctive themes and amenities such as private hot tubs, and a vibrant bar scene.

Rooms & Amenities

The accommodations at Who'D A Thought It are unique and exude character, featuring bold designs and amenities such as flat-screen TVs, hot drink-making facilities, and en suite bathrooms. Select rooms offer private hot tubs and additional luxurious features like jacuzzi baths and large round beds.

Dining & Drinking

Dining options include the award-winning restaurant known for its classic English dishes and seafood specialties, including the seafood Plateau Rouge. The location also hosts the Champagne and Oyster Bar, which boasts the largest selection of Champagne in Kent.

Leisure & Events

Leisure activities include social events with live music on the terrace and private event hosting at the Whody Garden Room, accommodating up to 80 guests. Guests can enjoy a lively atmosphere while mingling with locals and visitors in the Champagne and wine bar.

Transportation & Local Attractions

Transportation options include nearby bus services at Who'D A Thought It and Eastwood Road, making it easy to access local attractions. Notable sites within a 6 km radius include the English Heritage Sutton Valence Castle and The Big Cat Sanctuary.

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Who'D A Thought It Hotel offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals
Luxury Suite Spa Bath
2 persons
540 sq. feet 
1 Double bed
Shower
Coffee machine
Double Room Whirlpool
2 persons
345 sq. feet 
1 King-size bed
Shower
Coffee machine
Suite Hot Tub
2 persons
810 sq. feet 
1 King-size bed and 1 Sofa bed
Shower
Coffee machine
Suite Four Poster Bed Spa Bath
2 persons
435 sq. feet 
1 Double bed
Shower
Coffee machine
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Facilities

Who'D A Thought It Hotel offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences
Facilities: Very good
7.8/10Review score

General

  • No smoking on site
  • Wi-Fi
  • Free parking
  • No pets allowed
  • Security
  • Adults only
  • Smoke detectors
  • Fire extinguishers
  • Key access

Guest Parking

  • Electric kettle

Services

  • Room service
  • Housekeeping
  • Welcome drink

Dining

  • In-room breakfast
  • Restaurant
  • Bar/ Lounge area
  • Picnic area/ Tables
  • Special diet menus

Children

  • Board games

Spa & Leisure

  • Beach umbrellas
  • Sun loungers
  • Sun terrace
  • Garden area
  • Jacuzzi

Room features

  • Air conditioning
  • Heating
  • Sitting area
  • Patio
  • Terrace
  • Garden furniture
  • Tea and coffee facilities
  • Ironing facilities

Bathroom

  • Free toiletries

Self-catering

  • Electric kettle

Media

  • Flat-screen TV

Room decor

  • Carpeted floor
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Who'D A Thought It Hotel Location

Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone, Lenham, United Kingdom, ME17 2AR
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Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone, Lenham, United Kingdom, ME17 2AR
Restaurants
Who'd A Thought It Restaurant
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Headcorn Road Who'd A Thought it
Getting around
City Centre
Lenham8 min  ·  3.1 mi
Airports
London City Airport (LCY)113 min  ·  46.7 mi
London Gatwick Airport (LGW)126 min  ·  52.0 mi
Bus
Bus stop3 min  ·  700 ft
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 15:00-23:00
Check-out
until 11 am
Guest Parking
Private parking is possible on site for free.
Internet
Wireless internet is available in for free.
Breakfast
The hotel Who'D A Thought It serves a full breakfast for free. 
Children & extra beds
There are no cots provided in a room. 
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Number of rooms:
20
Former name
who'd a thought it

Reviews and Ratings

Feedback about Who'D A Thought It Hotel from previous guests about their experience.
Review score
Based on 143 verified reviews
7.4/10
Very good
69%
Recommend
Breakfast
8.4/10
Cleanliness
8.1/10
Comfort
8.0/10
Facilities
7.8/10
Free Wi-Fi
7.9/10
Location
8.5/10
Paid Wi-Fi
6.5/10
Staff
8.7/10
Value for money
7.5/10
Guest reviews
based on 311 reviews
7.8/10
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