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About the Hotel

Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone, Lenham, ME17 2AR

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“Nestled in the beautiful Kent countryside, this hotel offers a serene escape surrounded by nature.”view full review

Who'D A Thought It is a boutique hotel offering unique accommodations and an award-winning Champagne, Oyster Bar, and restaurant. This 4-star Lenham hotel features luxurious rooms with distinctive themes and amenities such as private hot tubs, and a vibrant bar scene.

Amenities

The accommodations at Who'D A Thought It are unique and exude character, featuring bold designs and amenities such as flat-screen TVs, hot drink-making facilities, and en suite bathrooms. Select rooms offer private hot tubs and additional luxurious features like jacuzzi baths and large round beds.

Dining

Dining options include the award-winning restaurant known for its classic English dishes and seafood specialties, including the seafood Plateau Rouge. The location also hosts the Champagne and Oyster Bar, which boasts the largest selection of Champagne in Kent.

Leisure

Leisure activities include social events with live music on the terrace and private event hosting at the Whody Garden Room, accommodating up to 80 guests. Guests can enjoy a lively atmosphere while mingling with locals and visitors in the Champagne and wine bar.

Transportation

Transportation options include nearby bus services at Who'D A Thought It and Eastwood Road, making it easy to access local attractions. Notable sites within a 6 km radius include the English Heritage Sutton Valence Castle and The Big Cat Sanctuary.

Select your room type

Who'D A Thought It offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals

Double Room Whirlpool
2 persons
32 sq. feet
1 King-size bed
Air conditioning
Bathtub
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Suite Four Poster Bed Spa Bath
2 persons
40 sq. feet
1 Double bed
Bathtub
Heating
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Suite Hot Tub
2 persons
75 sq. feet
1 King-size bed and 1 Sofa bed
Air conditioning
Bathtub
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Facilities

Who'D A Thought It offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences

Stunning Krug Suite!

“Our stay in the Krug Suite was amazing, showcasing an enormous bed and luxurious bathroom that provided a 'Wow Factor' experience.” read full review

Relaxing Hot Tub

“The outdoor hot tub was a good retreat, complete with privacy and a complimentary bottle of champagne to enhance our relaxation.” read full review

Delectable Meals!

“Dining in-house was a culinary delight, with excellently cooked dishes and attentive service, especially the delicious steak that stood out.” read full review

Luxurious Bathroom

“The bathroom was impeccably well designed and equipped, providing a perfect setting for relaxation and enjoyment in the bubble bath.” read full review

Facilities: Great

8.0/10Review score