Who'D A Thought It, Lenham
About the Hotel
Who'D A Thought It is a boutique hotel located in Lenham, United Kingdom, housed in a historically restored sixteenth-century pub. The establishment is renowned for its eclectic style and luxurious offerings, including a champagne bar and restaurant. The hotel serves as a unique destination for both locals and travelers looking for memorable experiences.
Location
Located approximately 80 km from London City, the hotel is easily accessible via the M20 and A20 roads. The picturesque Kent countryside enhances the hotel's appeal, with nearby attractions such as St Nicholas Church and Sutton Valence Castle just a short distance away.
Rooms
The hotel features a variety of uniquely styled rooms, each tailored to offer a distinct experience. The LP Alexandra Suite offers a Versace-inspired decor with gold furnishings, two hot tubs, and a state-of-the-art sound system. The Gosset Grand Piano Suite boasts a large spinning round bed, panoramic window, and private lounge area complete with a floating fireplace.
Eat & Drink
The on-site restaurant serves classic English dishes crafted from fresh local ingredients, ensuring a focus on quality and detail. Guests can explore an extensive menu, including a seafood plateau rouge for special occasions. The Champagne and Oyster Bar presents a wide selection of wines and a vibrant atmosphere for casual dining and drinks.
Leisure & Business
Facilities include two hot tubs—indoor and outdoor—for guests to enjoy. The Grand Whody Marquee accommodates up to 80 guests for formal events and private functions. An array of dining experiences is available, along with flexible spaces for business gatherings or celebrations.
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Getting around
A list of all available modes of transport
Facilities
General
- No smoking on site
- Wi-Fi
- Parking
- No pets allowed
- Security
- Adults only
- Smoke detectors
- Fire extinguishers
- Key access
Guest Parking
- Electric kettle
Services
- Room service
- Housekeeping
- Welcome drink
Dining
- In-room breakfast
- Restaurant
- Bar/ Lounge area
- Picnic area/ Tables
- Special diet menus
Children
- Board games
Spa & Leisure
- Beach umbrellas
- Sun loungers
- Sun terrace
- Garden area
- Jacuzzi
Room features
- Air conditioning
- Heating
- Sitting area
- Patio
- Terrace
- Garden furniture
- Tea and coffee facilities
- Ironing facilities
Bathroom
- Free toiletries
Self-catering
- Electric kettle
Media
- Flat-screen TV
Room decor
- Carpeted floor